application of work in actual life (sorta)
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Man on TV:
...and all the furnitures...
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Me:
FURNITURES?! What in the world, furnitures? FURNITURE!
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Nanay:
Anong nanyayari?
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Me:
*to the whole fam* Please keep in mind that the singular AND plural form of furniture is furniture.
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Bitok:
Grammar Nazi.
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Another Man on TV:
...and he was feeling ner-byos.
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Me:
HAHAHA NERBYOS? Kuya, it's nervous. Nur-vuhs.
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Woman on TV:
...and we can go to the bitch.
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Me:
SERIOUSLY, WHAT? Beach. Beech. Come on.
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Bitok:
*shakes head*
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Me:
I'M SO MEAN. LORD, I'M SO SORRY!!!