application of work in actual life (sorta)
| Man on TV: | ...and all the furnitures... |
| Me: | FURNITURES?! What in the world, furnitures? FURNITURE! |
| Nanay: | Anong nanyayari? |
| Me: | *to the whole fam* Please keep in mind that the singular AND plural form of furniture is furniture. |
| Bitok: | Grammar Nazi. |
| --- | |
| Another Man on TV: | ...and he was feeling ner-byos. |
| Me: | HAHAHA NERBYOS? Kuya, it's nervous. Nur-vuhs. |
| --- | |
| Woman on TV: | ...and we can go to the bitch. |
| Me: | SERIOUSLY, WHAT? Beach. Beech. Come on. |
| Bitok: | *shakes head* |
| Me: | I'M SO MEAN. LORD, I'M SO SORRY!!! |
